first of all, i laughed my ASS off at those rankings! don't take this serious guys, i'm only having fun. Anyway, here's what i think. ;D
Sho would definitely be a great dad. Put Sho with kids and it's just ovary explosion. So i totally agree with him as #1.
I'm not sure how well Aiba would do as #2. I'd be very scared for those kids' lives. (i'm getting horror images w/ liquid nitrogen here folks)
Here's where i start to disagree. Nino should not be #3, he should be #5. i guess he could entertain them w/ magic and play video games w/ them, but...do the kids realize how mean he can get? all i can picture is him getting pissed off and yelling at them: "What are you--GET AWAY FROM THERE!! *runs to protect DS*" or maybe "NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ICE CREAM!!! I'M NOT BUYING YOU SQUAT NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!" XDDD (ok, maybe i'm being a little harsh, but hey, it's funny)
i'm not sure Matsujun would be any better...well, ok, he is adorable in HnA but i just don't think he could be a full-time dad. he's a bit too perverted too...still, he'd be better than Nino so i give him slot #3.
Ohno...i've got mixed feelings. as for being a good dad...no, he sucks w/ kids. Ohno w/ kids would be an epic 'leave-it-alone' episode. he'd be one of those quiet dads that just watches as their kid does all this crap...kinda like this:
'Oh, now he's gonna eat the glue...well, he'll learn his lesson when he can't poop tomorrow...i wonder how it tastes' -_-
but if you look at it from the kid's point of view, he'd just be a really big teddy bear (cuz that's what he is). he'd be the nice dad. "You want ice cream? ok. that really expensive toy too? ok. a piggy back ride? ok. lullaby? ok." and it continues. Ohno would not be able to say no. he has a hard enough time expressing his feelings on food XDD
as for an assistant...Matsujun should not be first, he should be #5. we've all seen how annoyed he gets doing anything he doesn't want to. MnA is a perfect example. besides, those guys just picked him cuz he'd bring in the ladies. um...that wasn't exactly the ranking we were looking for.
Sho would be #1 definitely. (i know, again.) but he'd be smart enough to be able to figure stuff out on his own and he'd do his job.
Nino should be #4. at least Aiba would do the job, even if he would mess up at it. Nino would get bored so quickly...i imagine him running off to hide in a broom closet to play his DS XDD
i think Ohno would be a good assistant actually...he may look like an air head, but he's very obedient. when told what to do, he wouldn't complain, he'd just do it. quietly. i also get the feeling that he would pay close attention to detail. to the request: "I want 5 sugars in my coffee and 3 creams" and Ohno would count them all out carefully...while Nino or Jun would just dump in what looked like the right amount.
I guess that leaves Aiba as #3...i don't really have an image of him as an assistant...but i don't think he'd do a very good job. maybe he should be in 5th place instead...
OK now for the fun part!! the okama ranking!! XDD
i loved this. to death. and the LOOK ON SHO'S FACE when he was placed was hilarious. "I want to lick his skin" and "He seems kinda perverted" WOULD be pretty shocking to the boy. he had the perfect O.O face going on HAHA!!!
but i don't agree. Sho's not the perverted one, JUN IS!!!
so here's my ranking.
Ohno, definitely #1. that boy's fingers are just too gay...he's just too gay for his own good. i'm surprised no one mentioned his package (cuz to gay men, that's really all that counts) but then again i'm sure they wouldn't have aired that. they were probably all thinking it tho. (i wonder if they've seen Ohno dressed as a maid...or pretending to be bound on that AnS ep...cuz those were very deciding moments for me XDD) plus...a gay man just cannot resist an artist. Brian couldn't do it on QAF and neither can they.
Nino's #2. and not just to complete the Ohmiya pair here. that boy's lips are just...so gay. he's got spunk too, which i daresay would be good in bed.
Jun = #3. just because of his body. it's like, perfect. long and skinny...plus he's just so perverted.
I'm having trouble ranking Aiba and Sho. hmm...well, let's go with this.
Aiba would at least...keep an open mind about the whole thing. acting like a bouncy puppy helps. i give him a 4.
Sho's just too straight for me. (but that's a good thing. i'm talking about from a gay man's perspective here...god i am SUCH a fag hag, but whatever) so, yeah...way too straight. i give him a 5.
but that's just me folks. i'm curious to know if anyone thinks differently. when i did the Arashi Drunk Meme before, i learned a lot about...Arashi being drunk...haha, that sounds like such useless information!! XD but i really enjoyed hearing what ppl thought and learning more about how they were in real life. so let me know what you think, ok?
and now i'm going to go raid the fridge. i'm freaking starving.
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